Hey guys, Penny here. Just wanted to drop in and say hi after a little splish splash in this big pink plastic thing outside mommy calls my puppy pool. I love that thing a whole lot - I especially love getting mommy & daddy soaking wet. It's super hot where we live, so it's nice when I can cool off and catch some rays at the same time. The pink thing is a lot bigger than my water dish and I don't get in trouble for jumping around in it, so I'm pretty happy about that.
It's been awesome living here the past few weeks. I mean, minus the part where my humans only feed me twice a day, and double minus the part where they put me in this puppy jail looking thing and try to call it my "home" at nighttime. Sure, it's comfortable, but I like being with them. I've seen their room a couple times and man, that place is awesome. Otherwise, I've had the best time. I have approximately 234 toys, a fluffy bed, and my humans give me treats for doing the easiest things. Sit? Sure. Lay down? Don't have to ask me twice. And I get a treat for it? Bonus points to you, mom & dad. Funny thing is, they think they're the ones training me. Psssh, amateurs.
Apparently I'm under the weather right now. I don't know what a UTI means, but I do know I get special peanut butter snacks every morning & night with a little white crunchy thing inside of it. If that's what having a UTI means, sign me right up! Plus, I get a different kind of food. It's so delicious I practically inhale it every mealtime. The humans tried to put this gobble stopper thing in my dish, but that thing has nothing on me. I love food. Almost as much as belly rubs. They might even come out in a tie...
Anyhow, I'll drop by here every now and again to keep you posted on how my humans are doing on this whole dog raising thing. So far so good I think. As long as they know who's the boss 'round here, we'll all be okay.